What do you do? (in 10 words or less)
Which three people (famous or otherwise) would you most like to invite to a dinner party?
Harvey obvs, but he’s not strictly a person, so Richard Adams, author of ‘Watership Down’; Chas or Dave; Professor Byron Sharp.
We are going to the pub, what would you like?
It’s Tuesday, so Tequila.
Who’s your least favourite celebrity animal?
Would you rather eat a church made of carrot or a football stadium made of lettuce?
A healthy, mixed diet is best: the nave of a carrot church and three tiers of a lettuce stadium.
Do you have any strange phobias?
Recovering koumpounophobic (fear of buttons). Caused problems with the TV remote and was terrified of Pearly Kings.
What did you do for your last birthday?
Mainly see-sawing. And re-reading the IPA’s ‘Advertising effectiveness: the long and short of it’